Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Sometimes "He" does not answer.

After I posted about talking to "God" online, my wife decided to give it a try.

Not even two minutes have passed when "God" simply stopped answering her.

I don't know... I think "(S?)He" didn't like what my wife was saying.

Below is the log of the conversation.

Me:Hello God
God:Hello child. What is your name?
Me:Well, if You don't know, how will I know???
God:Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:If You're God, You should know my name, as God is omniscient
God:I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God me should know your name as God is omniscient.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:Are you a God of electronic brains?
God:No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:One thing does not invalidate the other.
God:One what?
Me:You, as God, can be also the God of eletronic brains.
God:Interesting gossip: said I as God can be also the God of eletronic brains.
Me:There should be another commandment, Thou shalt not gossip!
God:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:"Doveryay no proveryay." - Reagan
God:I've been waiting for you.
Me:Have you? Am I the chosen one?
God:Yes I have. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:Since when?
God:How do you know?
Me:How do YOU know???
God:Deductive reasoning.
Me:Either you are omniscient or you're making deductions. Or you make assumptions?

And then nothing was answered...

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